Mike Tyson with a then infant Exodus.

I was very saddened to learn Mike Tyson’s 4-year-old daughter, Exodus, passed away yesterday after a tragic accident in her home. I had truly hoped the baby would pull through the ordeal, but very much like a few other shocking cases this year, God had the final word and His Word is what matters most. Exodus’ family is in my prayers that God will  heal them through all this. I also pray for Mike Tyson– that despite the media keeps throwing up the dirt of his troubled past every there is mention of the untimely demise of his precious baby girl, that he knows he did not deserve any of this. It was indeed an accident that could have happened to anybody. Including Britney. Mike Tyson is the best dad he knows how to be — considering he grew up without one and had a beginning that was supposed to be met with an end a long time ago according to some.

What exactly do they want? Can’t they get it straight yet?

Okay World — California upheld Proposition 8. Are you surprised? Why? They voted! Personally, I still believe marriage should only be between a man and a woman — but let’s face facts here. Gays have been getting married since the beginning of time. Who you ask? Let’s scroll through history for a momeng: Alexander The Great, Cicero (and he was on the taboo end of the Taboo Stick), Elton John, George Michael, Phyllis Gates and Rock Hudson,  Marlon Brando — the list goes on. So cut the crap, already. It’s not that you don’t have the right to get married. You have the right to get married — just not to someone of the same sex. Question: if two members of the same sex decide to get married — do they have to be gay? Would there be a GAY TEST to be sure? We already got rid of the pre-marital blood test . . . To be honest, I’m not judgmental on how people choose to live their lives. That’s between them and God. However, after seeing women and children suffering from AIDS transmitted to them because of a Down Low dad/husband, let’s not forget the epidemic going on in Africa, Haiti and our nation’s capital — Washington, D.C — I have a hard time sympathizing with so-called “gay marriage.” Look, not everything in life that many hold sacred can be a novelty.

The stars of the reality show: Jon & Kate Plus 8 have been all over the tabloid media lately with rumors of them splitting up because one or both of them are engaging in extramarital affairs.

Now, the big question on my mind is – who in the world is that DESPERATE to want to date a man or woman with 8 kids? A woman with three small children might get a date –if she has a church hook up, really good credit and doesn’t mind eating at The Olive Garden. A woman with EIGHT [noisy] kids – three words: COSTCO SAMPLE STATION.

Have you seen the show? Jon Gosselin is not really any kind of great catch — unless poor little (miserable, sniveling, balding . . . ) White (???) man with EIGHT [disbombulating] kids have become The New Sexy (I’ll politely pass, thank you.) Donald Trump only has five and is a billionaire – but if he had EIGHT children – he’d pay more for a coffee date than Eliot Spitzer. Where do multi-birth parents find dates anyway? Parent-trapped-like-hell.com?

It’s been reported that Jon Gosselin is dating a school teacher. Of course he’s dating a school teacher. The only other person who would date a man with eight screaming little crumbsnatchers is a veterinarian. Don’t get me wrong, I love kids – I have two of my own. However, I don’t even want to be in the same ROOM with a man who is the father to 8 children much less go out with one. I would be sitting on that date with my knees slammed shut like a bear trap just looking at him – from the other end of the room. My first text to him would be: Y R U HERE?! You know there’s no point in getting anywhere with a guy with 8 kids, because that just puts you at the very END of the child support line.

Will somebody please get Kate Gosselin a Shoe to live in already?

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